April 1, 2000 Press Release
Press Release Announcement
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - APRIL 1, 2000
Americans for a Civil Culture (AFCC) is pleased to announce the
dawn of a new
era in alternative conflict resolution. We are prepared
to offer a less
expensive and more personal alternative to arbitration, Federal
State Courts. Unlike many of today's ventures which rely
on unproven theories
or technology, AFCC will offer a time-tested and traditional
with the latest in modern sophistication and contrarian techniques.
An AFCC spokesperson stated: "We feel it is the perfect
time to re-enter the
market for dueling services. Although the dueling arena
has fallen into
disfavor, we assert this is a result of a lack of suitable offerings
than a lack of underlying demand. In fact, today's modern
communications offer an unprecedented playing field on which
offenses of honor
can and do occur. For the first time in the eCommerce
age, we will empower
the offended party to seek satisfaction."
While the challenged party always has the choice of weapons in
a duel, AFCC
will always offer the weapons of choice. Whether the choice
is edged steel,
blunt instruments, ranged weapons, wet trout, rubber chickens,
drawn from other cultures and traditions, AFCC delivers.
It is the intent of AFCC to seek a "special duel dealer" license
Law. (See http://www.leg.state.nv.us/nrs/nrs%2D366.html).
A southern Nevada
venue offers many advantages, including sale of gaming rights
and proximity to
the Nevada Nuclear Weapons Proving Ground.
Starting this week, a team of 25 experienced web developers will
produce the company website. Look for the winning design
http://www.duels-r-us.com soon. No duels will be sanctioned
until AFCC completes the website and obtains all necessary permits.
For more information, contact Mike Benveniste at firstname.lastname@example.org